Dear Parents of Lil Twist’

Please revoke your child from the guardianship of Lil’ Wayne -

Sincerely,

B-T-dubs

I’ve let enough time lapse between hearing about this Tiger Woods fiasco and actually speaking on it. You tell me Tiger, was it that serious that you had to crash into a TREE and FIRE HYDRANT while trying to flee from Captain Crazy Ass?  We live in a society where cheating is inevitable, men, women, transgenders, Lady Gaga’s they all do it; the only person we should be feeling any emotion for is that poor little tiger cub. Yeah I said it.

I never trust a man with a naturally lingering eye; clearly he already looks like he’s up to no good.

Staying true to the Homewrecking Code , Monica Lewinsky Jr is stating its all a lie and is willing to take a lie detector test – I say save it for Maury but if you’re interested in hearing her statement you can catch it here after the jizzump (I hope you all caught that jizz reference) [...]

A naked Ron Artest on Jimmy Kimmel; I mean honestly there’s not much more I can write about what you’re about to witness…not much at all.